{"product_id":"nurse-themed-handmade-koozie-funny-sarcastic-can-cooler","title":"Nurse-Themed Handmade Koozie – Funny, Sarcastic Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eBecause warm drinks and bad shifts are both unacceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eThese koozies are designed for nurses who run on caffeine, chaos, and a little bit of dark humor. Whether you're cracking open a soda mid-shift or finally off the clock with something stronger, this koozie keeps your drink cold—and your vibe even colder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eEach one features bold, nurse-themed sayings that get it—because only nurses \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePacked with personality, sarcasm, and just enough emotional support to get you through your next shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\" style=\"mso-add-space: auto; 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